Tuesday, April 12, 2005

One Of Those Question Things

"If you were writing your autobiography (since no one else can), what five lessons would you want people to gain from your experiences?"

My answers:

1. Wanting to be spanked is not a sexual perversion. Spanking a child for masturbating is a sexual perversion.

2. Don't ask for something until you can define what you're asking for succinctly.

3. The best way to make a pass is to start with "You probably already know that I find you very attractive."

4. When you feel trapped, tell yourself "There is a way."

5. There *is* a way.

3 comments:

Gorgeous Girl said...

You like to be spanked?

john_m_burt said...

No, and I was never spanked for nasturbating. It was just an example.

Anonymous said...

1) Love is never wrong.
2) Easy isn't worth anything (but sometimes it's all you can do).
3) All you can best you can do.
4) Absent evil intent, you'll regret what you didn't do more than what you did.
5) What goes around, comes around. Therefore, generosity pays better dividends than stinginess.